btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
