We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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