suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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