Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
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He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
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by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
please don't ironically join a cult
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