I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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