Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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