that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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