Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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