you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
