Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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