How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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