Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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