Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
ok first of all what the fuck
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