Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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