She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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