He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Randomize
