Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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