what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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