Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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