I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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