Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
4 words: hood of his car
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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