I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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