I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
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Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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