Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Every concussion has its silver lining
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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