there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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