Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
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