The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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