This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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