I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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