At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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