No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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