I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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