You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
