physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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