is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
foreskin is a definite game changer
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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