i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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