I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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