I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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