Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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