I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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