I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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