He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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