I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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