Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we're making bets on your personal life
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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