Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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