Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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