You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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