quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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