you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I came so hard my ears popped.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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