i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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