so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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