Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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