dude i'm inner monologue high
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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