Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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