and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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