THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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